Graphic Art Fan Gifts

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Look! No hands!"

"You're welcome."

Pharaoh Cocoon

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Mermaid Art

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"Habanero ..."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'Hey, I used that model once!'

The drinker.

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Warhol Exhibit

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Munch Master.

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

At The Imaginary Museum of Fine Art: 'Bare Bulb Hanging' A Deconstructed Mobile.

....And solving technical problems.