Graphic Art Fan T-Shirts

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Look! No hands!"

"You're welcome."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Mermaid Art

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"Habanero ..."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

Warhol Exhibit

'Hey, I used that model once!'

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

The drinker.

The iPad Players

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Munch Master.

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

Falling for art