Fantasy Art Fan Gifts

Mermaid Art

'Hi, I'll have a steak with hay, please.'

sun and moons

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Paranormal A-Z...

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Have you been playing dice?"

Cat Tie

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

J. R. R. Tolkien

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Knight feeding his kids.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

The Mouse Princess

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Piracy on a boating lake

Joan Hickson

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Right here's fine."