Fantasy Art Collector Gifts

Dragon holding little man.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Use your imagination.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"He's an abstract artist."

Phoenix

Art Gallery.

Mermaid Art

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"I read 'Art News.'"

Vincent Van Goat.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

ATM withdrawal

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'