Graphic Design Fan Gifts

'Works for peanuts' Venn Diagram

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Italica

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'We've re-branded.'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Sick Building Syndrome

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

How logos change over time.

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"You funnin' me, bub?"

Sign Reform

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."