Design Wizardry Fan Gifts

Dark cloud over an office.

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

The Da Vinci Cod

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Wallpaper Bouguet

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

A conductor reads from a picture book.

Dairy Potter.

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"Thanks Dad. How much did you pay for this mp3 player?"

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

Magical box of chocolates.

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Thomas Wyatt

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

It says he invented super glue.