Character Design Fan Gifts

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Silence of the Chickens...

A Macaroni in 1772

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Nick Offerman

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Halloween sculptor

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"Who are These People?"

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

Mushrooms of New York

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

Goblin.

"I just always show up to everything!"

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

"No, Geppetto is my creator. I'm Geppetto's monster."

"What's this I hear about you eating your secretary?"

Beryl Baimbridge

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Norma

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

Party Favor Cat

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

Dancing with the Star Wars

'My mad scientist doesn't understand me!'