Character Development Fan Gifts

"I'm neither a good cop nor a bad cop, Jerome. Like yourself, I'm a complex amalgam of positive and negative personality traits that emerge or not, depending on circumstances."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Silence of the Chickens...

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Carrot VS Stick

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

Nick Offerman

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

Career advice from the boss

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

Halloween sculptor

"Who are These People?"

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

Goblin.

Mushrooms of New York

"Does anyone know where the leadership training is taking place."

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"What's my motivation?"

'No, the book you want isn't in our self-help section. It's probably under personal growth or finding yourself or possibly ego awareness.'

Beryl Baimbridge

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

"No, Geppetto is my creator. I'm Geppetto's monster."

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."