Child Development Fan Gifts

"You're listening to what you hear. I like that in a teacher."

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

Prepent.

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

Children's education

"He talks the talk."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Carrot VS Stick

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

Career advice from the boss

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

"My special power is supervision."

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

Proud mums.

Child development.

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"Does anyone know where the leadership training is taking place."

Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

'I'm worried: He still can't balance a ball on his nose...'

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

'No, the book you want isn't in our self-help section. It's probably under personal growth or finding yourself or possibly ego awareness.'

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

'I wouldn't worry. At that age they put everything in their mouths.'

"He's very smart. We just need to work on his focus."

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

'She has great communication skills.'