Child Development Enthusiasts Gifts

'She has great communication skills.'

'Mom said I was rude and put me in time out to learn some manners. I'm in solitary refinement!'

"Abandon all transitional objects here."

"You've had your talk with him? I sense a new maturity."

"We started him signing at 6 months."

Now, my son, visualize yourself removing your diaper and sitting on the potty

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Children's education

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"He talks the talk."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Early childhood development

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

Toilet Training

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

"My special power is supervision."

Proud mums.

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

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Child development.

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"Remember to give your Psychologist that apple."

Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

Maria Montessori

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'I'm worried: He still can't balance a ball on his nose...'

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

"He's very smart. We just need to work on his focus."