Child Development Admirer Gifts

Proud mums.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Children's education

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"He talks the talk."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

Toilet Training

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

"My special power is supervision."

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

Child development.

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Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'I'm worried: He still can't balance a ball on his nose...'

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

'I wouldn't worry. At that age they put everything in their mouths.'

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

"He's very smart. We just need to work on his focus."

Head Start Nursery.

'She has great communication skills.'

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

'She's a good listener!. . . she seems so intent on what we say.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

The three p's: peeing, poohing, puking