Child Development Lover Gifts

Children's education

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"He talks the talk."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

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Early childhood development

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

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'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

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"My special power is supervision."

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Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

Maria Montessori

'I'm worried: He still can't balance a ball on his nose...'

"It's not that I don't want a baby brother - it's just that this is a bad time for me developmentally."

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

"He's very smart. We just need to work on his focus."

'I wouldn't worry. At that age they put everything in their mouths.'