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Children's education

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"He talks the talk."

Early childhood development

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"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

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"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

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"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

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Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

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"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'I'm worried: He still can't balance a ball on his nose...'

"It's not that I don't want a baby brother - it's just that this is a bad time for me developmentally."

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

'I wouldn't worry. At that age they put everything in their mouths.'

"He's very smart. We just need to work on his focus."