Child Development Nerd T-Shirts

Explore t-shirts that showcase the playful side of a child development nerd, blending humor and intellect—ideal for casual days focused on learning and growth.

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'Knows right from left, can skip, play well with others...I'm very impressed.'

'Knows right from left, can skip, play well with others...I'm very impressed.' mockup

'Knows right from left, can skip, play well with others...I'm very impressed.'

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"He won't eat anything but corn." mockup

"He won't eat anything but corn."

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"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. " mockup

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm." mockup

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

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"Did I hear the dog in here?"

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'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?' mockup

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

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'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.' mockup

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.” mockup

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

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"They grow up so fast."

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Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty. mockup

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

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T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

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"She's been so creative lately."

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"He likes it."

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'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

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'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

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"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is." mockup

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

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"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems." mockup

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

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"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society." mockup

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

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'What's play?'

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"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes." mockup

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

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Twenty-first century baby walker

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'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...' mockup

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

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"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites." mockup

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

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"When did she start crawling?"

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"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?" mockup

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

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"So, what do you do for play?"

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The Age of Reptiles. . .

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Baby Mozart.

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'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!' mockup

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

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'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.' mockup

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

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"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney." mockup

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

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'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.' mockup

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

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Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet. mockup

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

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"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'" mockup

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

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"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here." mockup

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

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Child Development Nerd T-Shirts Collection

Child Development Nerd Mugs

Looking for more ideas? Check out our collection of gifts on mugs, perfect for brightening a child development nerd’s day.

Child Development Nerd Pillows

Make their space more inspiring with our cozy pillows featuring clever and heartfelt messages about child development.

Child Development Nerd Prints

Decorate a study or classroom with prints that highlight the joy and importance of nurturing children’s growth, perfect for any child development enthusiast.