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Proud mums.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Children's education

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"He talks the talk."

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"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

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"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

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Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'I'm worried: He still can't balance a ball on his nose...'

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

'I wouldn't worry. At that age they put everything in their mouths.'

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

"He's very smart. We just need to work on his focus."

'She has great communication skills.'

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

'She's a good listener!. . . she seems so intent on what we say.'

The three p's: peeing, poohing, puking

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

'Statistically, drooling is only cute for the first six months. After that we'll have to start screaming in public to get any kind of attention.'