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'She has great communication skills.'

'Mom said I was rude and put me in time out to learn some manners. I'm in solitary refinement!'

"Abandon all transitional objects here."

"You've had your talk with him? I sense a new maturity."

"We started him signing at 6 months."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Children's education

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"He talks the talk."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Early childhood development

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'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

Toilet Training

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

Proud mums.

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

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"Remember to give your Psychologist that apple."

Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

Maria Montessori

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'I'm worried: He still can't balance a ball on his nose...'

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

'I wouldn't worry. At that age they put everything in their mouths.'

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

"He's very smart. We just need to work on his focus."

"At what age can we expect him to understand digital technology?"