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'I'm not being edutained!'

"The educational toys were a waste of money."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"He talks the talk."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

Proud mums.

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

Violence against children.

Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

Danger: Do not love.

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

Children playing hopscotch wrong.

'I wouldn't worry. At that age they put everything in their mouths.'

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

"He's very smart. We just need to work on his focus."

'She has great communication skills.'

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

'She's a good listener!. . . she seems so intent on what we say.'

An apple core school

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

'Statistically, drooling is only cute for the first six months. After that we'll have to start screaming in public to get any kind of attention.'

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

'Mom said I was rude and put me in time out to learn some manners. I'm in solitary refinement!'