Child Development Advocate T-Shirts

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

"I'd estimate it takes 6 hours of teaching to counteract 2 hours of video games!"

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"He talks the talk."

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

Violence against children.

Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

"He's very smart. We just need to work on his focus."

Children playing hopscotch wrong.

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

'I wouldn't worry. At that age they put everything in their mouths.'

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

Danger: Do not love.

Head Start Nursery.

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

An apple core school

'She's a good listener!. . . she seems so intent on what we say.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

'Statistically, drooling is only cute for the first six months. After that we'll have to start screaming in public to get any kind of attention.'

'When do you teach them how to dress themselves?'