Child Development Advocates Gifts

'I'm not being edutained!'

"The educational toys were a waste of money."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"He talks the talk."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

Proud mums.

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

Violence against children.

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

Danger: Do not love.

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

'I wouldn't worry. At that age they put everything in their mouths.'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

Children playing hopscotch wrong.

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

"He's very smart. We just need to work on his focus."

Head Start Nursery.

'She has great communication skills.'

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

'She's a good listener!. . . she seems so intent on what we say.'

An apple core school

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

'Statistically, drooling is only cute for the first six months. After that we'll have to start screaming in public to get any kind of attention.'