Child Development Buff Gifts

"Lahwaah, buwha buwhaah, gullygah abawaa mey ayeeyaah. Is that normal?"

Child development.

Parenting: then and now

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"They grow up so fast."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"She's been so creative lately."

"He likes it."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'What's play?'

Twenty-first century baby walker

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"When did she start crawling?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

Baby Mozart.

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"