Child Development Guru Gifts

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Maria Montessori

Early childhood development

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'What's play?'

"Is there a vegan option?"

Children's education

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Playing Mozart to the baby.

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"He talks the talk."

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

Parent Involvement Tip #1

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

"Do you ever get the feeling that maybe the baby is listening to us?"

A Boy and His Mother

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

Gangs of New York

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

"Go ask your search engine."

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."