Childhood Development Fan Gifts

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

Finishing school takes an unmannered girl and gets her going in the right direction. Ah, a "coarse correction"!

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Children's education

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"He talks the talk."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Early childhood development

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

Carrot VS Stick

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

Career advice from the boss

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

Proud mums.

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

Child development.

Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

Maria Montessori

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

'No, the book you want isn't in our self-help section. It's probably under personal growth or finding yourself or possibly ego awareness.'

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

'I wouldn't worry. At that age they put everything in their mouths.'

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

Winnie Hits Pooberty

"He's very smart. We just need to work on his focus."

Head Start Nursery.

'She has great communication skills.'