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"I'm neither a good cop nor a bad cop, Jerome. Like yourself, I'm a complex amalgam of positive and negative personality traits that emerge or not, depending on circumstances."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Silence of the Chickens...

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Carrot VS Stick

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'CHICK-FLICK' MALE LEAD CHARACTER ARC.

Nick Offerman

Career advice from the boss

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

Halloween sculptor

"Who are These People?"

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Goblin.

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

Mushrooms of New York

Resume Consultant. I can polish up your resume, but I won't be able to pound all the dents. (Published originally on Janurary 8, 2009.)

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"Does anyone know where the leadership training is taking place."

"What's my motivation?"

'No, the book you want isn't in our self-help section. It's probably under personal growth or finding yourself or possibly ego awareness.'

"I just always show up to everything!"

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."