Fictional Character Fan T-Shirts

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

Halloween sculptor

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Silence of the Chickens...

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Hansel and Gretal

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Going Down?

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Mermaids in love

'Well this is awkward.'

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Nick Offerman

Hi again

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"When you have a moment would you mind browning the meringue?"

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

"Who are These People?"

"Do you believe in ghosts?"