Fictional Character Fan Pillows

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

Halloween sculptor

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Silence of the Chickens...

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Hansel and Gretal

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Going Down?

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Mermaids in love

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

'Well this is awkward.'

Nick Offerman

"When you have a moment would you mind browning the meringue?"

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

"Who are These People?"

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

"Yes, I can talk with the animals, but what people don't realise is that the animals are so bloody boring."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child