Tv Character Fan Pillows

'My mom was too busy this morning - Here's a note from a big purple dinosaur.'

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

"My, Tonto - those chocolates sure look tasty."

Pepparazzi

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Silence of the Chickens...

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Clive Anderson

Nick Offerman

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Halloween sculptor

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Who are These People?"

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

Mushrooms of New York

Goblin.

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

Johnny Depp

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

"I just always show up to everything!"

Ostrich TV.