Fictional Character Fans Pillows

"Supply chain issues. You'll have to settle for green pancakes and hash browns."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Silence of the Chickens...

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Hansel and Gretal

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Mermaids in love

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Going Down?

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

'Well this is awkward.'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Halloween sculptor

"When you have a moment would you mind browning the meringue?"

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

"Yes, I can talk with the animals, but what people don't realise is that the animals are so bloody boring."