Fictional Character Fans Pillows

Hi, I'm Rolf Fusco, of the Fusco Brothers. I'm saving these seats for my brothers, Lars, Al and Lance. When was the last time you got to meet a comic strip character? Not since the time Dondi stole my purse.

"Supply chain issues. You'll have to settle for green pancakes and hash browns."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Silence of the Chickens...

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Hansel and Gretal

Going Down?

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

Mermaids in love

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

'Well this is awkward.'

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Halloween sculptor

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

Hi again

"When you have a moment would you mind browning the meringue?"

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"Do you believe in ghosts?"