Creative Character Fan Gifts

Mushrooms of New York

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Silence of the Chickens...

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Nick Offerman

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"Who are These People?"

Halloween sculptor

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

Goblin.

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

A conductor reads from a picture book.

"I just always show up to everything!"

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

Beryl Baimbridge

"What's this I hear about you eating your secretary?"

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

"No, Geppetto is my creator. I'm Geppetto's monster."

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

Pepparazzi

Cartoons to Order

'My mad scientist doesn't understand me!'

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

Party Favor Cat

Dancing with the Star Wars