Iconic Character Fan Gifts

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Silence of the Chickens...

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Nick Offerman

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Halloween sculptor

"Who are These People?"

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

'I'll be glad when you get you replacement glasses.'

The Missing Bell

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Goblin.

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

Mushrooms of New York

Andy Warhol

"I just always show up to everything!"

Stick with me, Mr. Fusco

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'About that breath of yours -- maybe you should consult the Tooth Fairy.'

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

Beryl Baimbridge

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Narcissus

"What's this I hear about you eating your secretary?"

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

"No, Geppetto is my creator. I'm Geppetto's monster."

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

"What do I do when I get to the top?"