Iconic Character Enthusiast Gifts

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"He was a very good boy."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

My Spam Sketchbook

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

The Missing Bell

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

'I should've stayed the way I was. Now, I have to exercise, watch my cholesterol, and dodge this little pest called Cupid.'

'Not only the slot in the back is considered offensive to my people. It's that, given the times, we don't want to be associated with your line of business.'

Catwoman // Cat Lady

John and Yoko

"I keep telling you, Hyde won't be joining us!"

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

"Smoked hickory muppet jerky."

"What can I say? God made me this way!"

"Bond – James bond."

And that's why I'm still single!

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

'Doctor, I overheard you complaining how hard it was to get good kennel help...'

"Scruffy? I'm not scruffy! I'm natural!"

"Very good, Gary: 'A hero is a celebrity who did something real.'"

"Don't we think we've had enough sir?"

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

Postman Pat and Noddy Road Rage

"Bland, James Bland."

Omaha's voice of reason.