Ironic Hero Enthusiast Gifts

'I can't hold on much longer! And quite frankly, you're not helping.'

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"He was a very good boy."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"You've changed."

Middle-Age Superheroes

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

The Family Joules: Part 5

Slow Night

Batman O' War

Reasonableman

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Cow of BEEF

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.