Ironic Hero Lover Gifts

Achilles' other weakness.

"He was a very good boy."

"Look! No hands!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

The Hammer

Cow of BEEF

"You are still here."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Public footpath on a desert island.

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Anti-inflammation recipes

'Where Are They Now?'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

"I'll have dessert first."

Man proposes holding a balloon.

The next damn Batman.

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"It's your turn to change him."

Healthy Eating Casualties

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty One

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

New anti-obesity cookbook.

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer