Ironic Hero Fan Gifts

"Whats this? An attempt to rein in unfettered capitalism? That's an assault on the American Way if I've ever heard one!"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"He was a very good boy."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Superheroes take a selfie

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Stonehenge Explained

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

Atomic Bear: Part 13

Fearless Frog Part 12

"Which one's yours?"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"