Ironic Hero Fan Gifts

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"He was a very good boy."

Superheroes take a selfie

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Stonehenge Explained

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Which one's yours?"

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'