Ironic Hero Enthusiast Pillows

'I can't hold on much longer! And quite frankly, you're not helping.'

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"He was a very good boy."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Cow of BEEF

Slow Night

Reasonableman

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."