Comic Book Hero Enthusiast Gifts

"I can't find the two-way radio,"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

International Women's Day

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Billy. The Kid.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"He was a very good boy."

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Superheroes take a selfie

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Middle-Age Superheroes

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue