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"I can't find the two-way radio,"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

International Women's Day

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Billy. The Kid.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"He was a very good boy."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"You've changed."

Early photobombing

Superheroes take a selfie

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Suffering from Cooties?

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'