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'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

The Pink Bantha

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'Are we there yet?'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

The Family Joules: Part 5

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'Grrrr....'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

The first case of resume padding.

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

Why Superman flies himself

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."