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"Did you ever start to do something and then forget what the heck it was?"

Superhero leaves his pants behind.

The Big Bang. . . The Second Big Bang

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"Sorry about showing you the vacuum of space, Robin."

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"He used to work for 'truth, justice and the American way,' but now that he's an independent contractor it's strictly for tips."

'That's because I'm hoping that if he sees me sucking up to him in the comics, he'll bankroll the TV-show proposal I sent to his production company, Gasbag Enterprise.'

Comic Book Balloons

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

"If that's 'Dancing with the Stars,' we only work as a group."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Early photobombing

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Superheroes take a selfie

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Super Heroes.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Suffering from Cooties?

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"