Comic Hero Enthusiasts Gifts

"and... the thtokingth were hung by the thimney with...

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Atomic Bear: Part 22

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

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'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'Are we there yet?'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'