Iconic Era Fan Gifts

Graceland Tours: Ironic/Non-Ironic

Paul Klee

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Well....I could've done this!"

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Primitive magician

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Jurassic Pork.'

The Da Vinci Cod

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

I'm Spartacus.

The Invention of the Wheel

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."