Iconic Era Fan Prints

Graceland Tours: Ironic/Non-Ironic

Paul Klee

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Well....I could've done this!"

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Jurassic Pork.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Primitive magician

Stephen Spender.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The Da Vinci Cod

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

I'm With Stooped

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The Invention of the Wheel

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

I'm Spartacus.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'