Iconic Performer Fan Gifts

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Cristiano Ronaldo

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"How was the play!"

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

"Shaken."

"Anyone for tennis?"

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

Simultaneous translation.