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Aretha Franklin

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Ringo Starr

Cristiano Ronaldo

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Pokemon Get Lost

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"How was the play!"

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"Anyone for tennis?"

"Shaken."

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'