Spectacle Fan Gifts

Eyesight is so bad that a man has been prescribed binoculars.

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Comedy Cafe

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"To be or not to be."

Taking a peek at the audience

Senta jumps into the sea

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Jester Surgeon

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Ghostship

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"Returns"