Spectacle Fan Prints

Eyesight is so bad that a man has been prescribed binoculars.

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Comedy Cafe

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"To be or not to be."

Taking a peek at the audience

Senta jumps into the sea

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Jester Surgeon

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Ghostship

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Meryl Streep

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Sir Elton John

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."