Stage Spectacle Fan Prints

And the die is cast!

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Comedy Cafe

Senta jumps into the sea

Scarpia from Tosca

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

The Land Before Mimes.

Lights Action Camera Justice

"Returns"

Football fan

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"This isn't what I had in mind. . ."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

Simultaneous translation.

The Kink and I

"Now you're thinking outside the box!"

Pavlov and His Trained Dog.

Waiting for the fat lady to sing.

'Stop that racket!'

Teddy organ grinder

"I'm sorry, he's just left the stage. May I take a message?"

'Cheap seats!'

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

'Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator.'

Poor turnout, Please help.

Tightrope Battle Tank

A performance by the synchronized snow shovellers of scarsdale

The Moving Company.