Classic Performer Fan Gifts

Louis Armstrong

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Comedy Cafe

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

Shakespeare in the clink

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"How was the play!"

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Sir Elton John

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Leonard Bernstein

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"Anyone for tennis?"