Personal Development Fan Gifts

'No, the book you want isn't in our self-help section. It's probably under personal growth or finding yourself or possibly ego awareness.'

'Get a life? That's it?'

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

Carrot VS Stick

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

Career advice from the boss

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

'How could anyone think that this department is under staffed?'

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"Does anyone know where the leadership training is taking place."

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

'Having done the mentoring skills questionnaire I think I need a mentor to mentor me in improving my mentoring.'

Bookstore - Telling others how to improve.

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

Old man reading book called 'How To Live in The Moment' whilst ignoring his dog.

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

'This promotion means we can upgrade from therapists to life coaches.'