Personal Development Fan Mugs

'No, the book you want isn't in our self-help section. It's probably under personal growth or finding yourself or possibly ego awareness.'

'Get a life? That's it?'

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

Carrot VS Stick

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

Career advice from the boss

'How could anyone think that this department is under staffed?'

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

Resume Consultant. I can polish up your resume, but I won't be able to pound all the dents. (Published originally on Janurary 8, 2009.)

Push yourself. No one else is going to do it for you. The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. You will never know your limits unless you push yourself to them. Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is worth fighting for. Passion is pushing yourself when no one else is around. Are you two going to help on not?! I thought we were.

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

"Does anyone know where the leadership training is taking place."

'Having done the mentoring skills questionnaire I think I need a mentor to mentor me in improving my mentoring.'

Bookstore - Telling others how to improve.

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.