Personal Development Devotee Gifts

Ten steps to a better you

'I've spent £150,000 on self improvement. What do you think?'

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

Others will fight for you

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Work/Life Balance

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

What else is there to wish for?

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Self-esteem room

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Caged Businessman

Courage. Love.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

If you want to see love be love.

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."